Upward and Onward

And now, for some thoughts on the Super Bowl...



ZooMass represent

Safety!


I don't think I want to live in a world where Battleship the Movie exists.


I feel similarly about GI Joe 2, although, it looks like how GI Joe 1 should have been.


What's up David Beckham? You've just ruined Superbowl commercials forever.


Chevy Sonic is everything I hate about modern cars.


Leave it to Star Wars to keep selling the prequels by using clips of the only good Star Wars movies.


Buy flowers, get butt sex. With girls.


I'm only interested in watching The Avengers to see a good Hulk movie for once.


Tom Brady might be the only guy who can just be perfect when he needs to be.


Why do half-time shows have to suck so much? I hope you all are taking a really long piss right now.


Although some of Madonna's dancers are nuts, like the dude with rubber knee.


At least LMFAO decided to prove that all their songs are the same, and that they're all also the same as old Madonna songs.


More dubstep please.


Why is it that I know it's Cee Lo just by seeing a big fat black dude marching on the stage?


It's just like Vanilla Ice said about banging Madonna, "There ain't fireworks shooting out of her pussy." But there sure is a lot of smoke when you drop her in a dirty hole.


Clint Eastwood is old.


Eh, let's set a few more Super Bowl records. Go pats... That's the face right there. You know which one I'm talking about. Looks like he's about ready to do the no pants dance.


The second half is how I figured the first half would start. Although I do not know what that Hernandez TD dance was all about.


I hate Fiats, but that commercial reminds me a lot of my life.


Is bacon a girl?


I also remember The Darkness.


This is that part of the game where you don't say anything.






Oh snap, Bob's Burgers is on.



I'm only drinking Bud Light Platinums in Las Vegas.